BORN BROKE.
STAYED COOKED.
$SHITHEAD.
The official coin for every degen who bought the top, sold the bottom, and still has hopium. We don't have utility. We have trauma.
THE LORE 📜
Once a normal trader. One leveraged long on a rug. One liquidation. The neck never recovered. Now he stares at red candles 23 hours a day, fueled only by Red Bull and copium.
$SHITHEAD is the patron saint of bad entries, late exits, and "should've taken profit." If you've ever screamed at a chart at 3am — this is your coin. You are him. He is you.
- SUPPLY1B
- TAX0/0
- LPBurned 🔥
- UTILITYTherapy
MEME GENERATOR 🎨
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HOW TO BUY 🛒
Four steps to financial regret.
Get a Solana Wallet
Download Phantom, Solflare, or Backpack. Fund it with SOL from any exchange (Coinbase, Binance, Kraken).
Send SOL
Transfer SOL to your wallet address. Keep ~0.05 SOL extra to cover network fees.
Open Jupiter
Go to jup.ag (the embedded swap below works too). Paste the $SHITHEAD contract address into the swap.
Ape & Cope
Set slippage to 2-5%. Hit swap. Welcome to the family — we suffer together.
LIVE CHART 📉
Watch the candles. Question your choices.